It's been a while since the last post.  I'm so sorry.  Let me update you all in the world of B.R.I.D.E...

I think we all have our dresses, and I'm hoping that my new baby weight simply falls off of me and I am the skinniest of all you skinny bitches.  It's probably not going to work out that way, but I'm. still. hoping.  Don't make fun of my support garments on the Big Day.  Ya'll don't know what its like to be 30.  

I am planning a shower for Rachy and Maaa sometime in March... March 21st is my tentative date. It will be at my house, on the deck, and some may say that it is inappopriate for a sister to throw a sister a shower; HOWEVER, I'm doing it anyway.  I am the honored Matron, and it is not only my desire, but my duty.   If you can't be there, I need you to send me a life-size cut out of yourself drinking a cocktail, sharing a story, or otherwise looking involved in the party.  It's only right that we're ALL represented.  

Rachy's trying to decide between uber-swank black invitations and more conservative white ones.  MOB says that people will talk about her if she has black invitations.... but knowing Rachy, she secretly wants a little buzz to come up when those envelopes get opened.  MY questions is that if there is a black invitation, then is there a black envelope, and what it comes down to is do I get to write in a gel pen on a black envelope?  'Cause that sounds di-vine.  

Other things on the bride's mind:  Sola nail or nashral nail for big day?   Spray tan vs. cancer coffin?  Microderm abrasion vs. chemical peel?  Crystal Gail hair or just below the shoulders?  Half way up or with a perm?  How much to tip the naked male review in Vegas??  Eeeeew gross.

Now lets talk about our shoes.  I'm voting for a 2-3 inch peep toe pump.  I'm not afraid of a color, but I'm ok with black too.  I guess Rachy gets to decide.  This ain't my wedding.  

I wish I had a picture to post... but I don't.  

Love love, Matron