Northwest Arkansas Briday Fair, at approximately 2 pm, I was mistaken for Mother of the Bride at the Arbonne booth. It hurt my feelings. THEN the Arbonne lady tried to back in on up and say that I was hunched over and that I was "tending to [Rachel] in a motherly fashion." Now... I will say, that I have always tended to Rachel in a motherly fashion; however, I hope that even my hunched over angle does not promote an age um... 25 years my senior. Please take no offence REAL M.O.B.! Do I look 31 from the front and 55 from the side? Lets just SAY that Rachel was 20. Reproductively speaking, I would have to be ATLEAST 35 to be her mother, again, IF she was 20. That would still be 4 years older than I really am.
I'm gonna put on some of that face cream that Arbonne lady gave me and contemplate my current hair style.
Matt gets major points. He attended the Bridal Fair as well, but refused to wear his GROOM sticker. I suppose that's fair...
NOW, we need to talk about Bachelorette Party. I would prefer it to happen AFTER February, so I can partake in some alcohol. I need votes, suggestions, and how much people want to spend. Vegas? Beach? Holiday Inn Springdale? Let's open up the talks.
Tulle, Satin, and Signature Drinks,
Wrinkly-ass Matron
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Matron, You should have back handed the Arbonne lady!! As far as the Bachelorette party - I'm open and think that it should definitely be after Feb so you can "get your vision twisted".
Seriously, I am crying from laughter. You are hilarious and need to write a book....for real.
I say VEGAS BABY! Let's do it. February works for this girl. Really, anytime works.
love ya
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